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Business As Usual

*Dial tone* “White House, President of the United States speaking”
Man on the phone to the White House:”The arms manufacturers have been telling me, if we don’t get our act together, that we’ll have too much of a surplus and they won’t be able to produce anymore. The economy could be effected negatively by this. So what do you say, we need another war, can’t you see it? If we don’t use the weapons and ammunition that the budget has gone into, at such an extreme level, it could be a crisis! Maybe, we’ll start up a draft and send every young person on the streets that couldn’t find employment and is against what we’re doing out to die for us! Nothing like a good Russian story to rile them up into believing what they’re doing is just a right, we’ll kick start a new Cold War and have a new arms race, Lockheed Martin needs the contracts you know… The youth won’t think twice, it doesn’t matter to them that an undemocratic government came into power because of our choosing or if the Crimea had an actual democratic vote, all that matters is what we say. The Ukraine, Crimea, how about Syria now that’s a good one we can reuse the same uniforms as the last war and call it a peace keeping mission, how about a relatively progressive state in Latin America that has ties to the Russian Federation? And here’s the greatest part, after we completely destroy the nation we choose, we can give the contracts all to Halliburton and if there’s gas Exxon and Chevron! So what do you say?”
Barack Obama: *Drooling* “Yes”
Man on the phone: “I knew we could count on you”


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